You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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