So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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