highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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