I'm laying in your front yard are you home
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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