You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs