i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this will be a night to untag.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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