The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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