I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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