ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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