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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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