New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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