I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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