so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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