I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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