Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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