And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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