Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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