these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
