Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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