butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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