because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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