Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
