happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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