is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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