I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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