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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish you could order shots online.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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