summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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