therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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