i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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