i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm really busy with my period
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