i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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