I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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