about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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