That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got chris browned last night
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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