At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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