I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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