i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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