How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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