can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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