I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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