he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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