Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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