I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
