Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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