Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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