I threw up into my coffee this morning.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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