the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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