I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Oh god it's open bar.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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