I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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