ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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