You smell like a Billy Joel song
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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