She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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