Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Come see our sink grown plant.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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