White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need water and some morals
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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